Matt Elliott’s Online

Posted
11 August 2008 @ 10pm

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Sighted

Today I saw like four dozen people getting their hair cut and styled simultaneously. The sheer enormity of it all did not lead to a sense of beauty or astonishment. Instead, it was just a little sad looking. Like, here is artifice, alive and well, getting their bangs teased. It was not a memorable moment in my life.

Later I saw a one-legged man riding a bike which was practically a religious experience. I’m still trying to figure out the divinity behind that one.