When Animals Attack
There were giraffes on Yonge Street today. I’m still trying to figure out why exactly. They wandered about but didn’t really seem to have a clear purpose or drive.
Later we saw a baby playing a guitar and a douchebag in a V for Vendetta mask trying to get people to pay him to dance. And then a bunch of bicyclists came by and everyone cheered like crazy.
Everything I’m telling you is true.