Decisions Decisions
After the announcement of the new 6GB for $30 deal, I’m going to do my best to get an iPhone (with Fido) on Friday. I really have no strategy for attaining one, aside from “going to the mall” but for some reason I am fairly confident this will work.
I’m not really sure how it will change my life. I will most likely use it to look up things on wikipedia when I am out at places, and the use that knowledge to dazzle the people I am with. People will be really goddamned impressed when I announce, as if from memory, the names of BOTH lead actresses from the classic Canadian teen drama Ready Or Not.
I’ll be, in my many ways, a hero.
It’s a lot of money for a phone. More money than I’ve ever spent. I think I’m just going to take it one month at a time. This month, for example, I can basically pay for my bill by selling this extra copy of Wii Fit I accidentally ordered. And, next month, I can pay for my bill by selling drugs to crack-addicts. In September, I’ll sell subscriptions to magazines over the phone or something. There are many roads to success.
Anyway, stay tuned for what will likely be a bunch of posts about my iPhone. And maybe some posted FROM my iPhone. I bet the first one will be like “ahgkhdsgjh gdskghd i cant tyge on thud thong.”