Angry Alanis
Have you guys heard this new Alanis Morissette album? Flavors of Engagement? It’s really good! I hate to say it because it sounds so callous, but she really should painfully end multi-year relationships in preparation for recording all her albums. This Ryan Reynolds break-up has led to her best songwriting since “You Oughta Know”.
Seriously, check this out:
From Straitjacket:
This shit’s making me crazy
The way you nullify what’s in my head
You say one thing do another
And argue that’s not what you did
Your way’s making me mental
How you filter as skewed interpret
I swear you won’t be happy til
I am bound in a straitjacket
It sure puts Ryan in an awkward position. Do you think when he was starring in Van Wilder and had just wrapped up his stint on Two Guys, a Girl and for the first season a Pizza Place, when he was just starting to hit on Alanis all sly-like, he ever thought it would end up like this?
Somewhere Dave Coulier is laughing. And sighing. And maybe working in a Burger King or something. I don’t know.
It’s weird, too, because as hot as I think Scarlett Johansson can be, I still don’t really think he traded up. Maybe it’s just my Canadianness speaking, but Alanis is way better.